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Bored Gourd Unisex t-shirt

Bored Gourd Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $24.00 USD
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Introducing the Feeling Bored, Grow a Gourd Blue Unsex T-shirt. In the quirky realm of horticulture, where the green-thumbed enthusiasts roam, growing gourds isn't just about cultivating odd-shaped vegetables; it's a symphony of botanical whimsy, a rebellion against the mundane. While others might twiddle their thumbs in boredom, gourd-growers embrace the eccentricity of nurturing nature's peculiarities. With every twist of vine and curve of fruit, they waltz through their garden like choreographers of the absurd, delighting in the unexpected shapes and sizes that sprout forth. For them, boredom is banished to the compost heap, replaced by the sheer delight of coaxing Mother Nature's quirks into full, flourishing glory.

Crafted from the softest clouds and imbued with a touch of unicorn magic, this tee is a heavenly embrace that feels like being hugged by a flock of marshmallows. It's so lightweight and stretchy that you'll swear it's made from the fabric of dreams itself. And let's talk about flattering – it's more flattering than your mom's compliments on your haircut, guaranteed! So, if you're ready to turn heads, drop jaws, and spread some gardening vibes, then grab one of these tees before they disappear faster than a magician's bunny in a hat!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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